As I watched the highlights from the first few days of training camp, I realized how we can eliminate every single one of Brett Favre’s interceptions this year.

I know - if he’s riding the pine he can’t throw a pick, right?

I’m not being a smartass here - I’m talking about a real solution. The way to drop Favre’s interceptions down to zero is to sign every safety, corberback or other fleet-footed, sure-handed DB (Defensive Back) in the league. If they aren’t on the opposing team, they can’t pick Favre.

Ok, it might cost them several hundred million, but what a great way to set the table for the hall of famer’s potentially final season.

On a side note, Charles Woodson played like there was flypaper on his hands, intercepting 5 balls in a single afternoon of practice, three of those being Favre’s. If this guy limbs can just hold together better than if they were made from balsa wood and old, dried rubberbands, it should be fun watching him wreck QB ratings throughout the NFC Central.

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