How proud are the Detroit Lions of the man pictured here? So proud they pulled his picture from the official Detroit Lions website (probably to prevent it from appearing on sites like this).
Defensive line coach Joe Cullen is a bit of a freak. According to the police report, about two weeks ago Joe made a stop at the local Wendy’s to pick up a little hot-n-juicy and decided to give the young girls there a show by pulling through the drive-thru buck naked.
Amazingly, the Lions only suspended the guy for a game. When syndicated Milwaukee radio personalities Bob and Brian interviewed a former NFL player, he said this guy would get ripped to shreds behind the scenes, players mokcing him, walking around the showers naked with steering wheels.
It’ll be a free-for-all. He will never have the players’ respect.
And what about head coach Rod Marinelli, ex-Marine and his belief in accountability? I didn’t think the Marines were a bunch of show tune-singing, chorus line, high-stepping freaks. I thought they were hardasses that would knock the shit out of you if you got out of line. A one game suspension doesn’t get you in line. A socks-stuffed-with-bars-of-soap party does. Followed by swift dismissal from the organization.
I say this guy’s career is on an egg timer.
And what do you think his bucket seats smell like? I bet the racing stripes look awesome!
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