Lots of big games this week, with a lot of playoff kwan hanging in the balance.
Hopefully you’re still on good terms with your bookie after some of last week’s nonsense and ready to win back some of your kid’s college fund.
My picks for this week:
Atlanta at Baltimore - Vick continues to be exposed as a runningback in quarterback’s clothing.
Buffalo at Houston
Chicago at N.Y. Jets - This pick smells like feet. Cool, if you’re into that.
Cincinnati at New Orleans
Minnesota at Miami
New England at Green Bay
Oakland at Kansas City
Pittsburgh at Cleveland
St. Louis at Carolina
Tennessee at Philadelphia - Philly isn’t as good as I thought they’d be this year, but I think they’re good enough to beat the Titans.
Washington at Tampa Bay
Detroit at Arizona
Seattle at San Francisco
Indianapolis at Dallas
San Diego at Denver - This game is big - so you know Marty Schottenheimer’s sphincter is tight as a drum, cutting off the air to his brain.
N.Y. Giants at Jacksonville - The Jags are living up to their nickname this year, losing twice to division bitch Houston. Look for the crapping of pants on the Jaguar sidelines when Tom Coughlin takes the field.
My previous record:
Week 10: 9-7
Week 9: 10-4
Week 8: 8-6
Week 7: 5-8
Week 6: 8-5
Week 5: 10-4
Week 4: 11-3
Week 3: 10-4
Week 2: 12-4
Total for the season: 83-45
Technorati Tags: Week 11, Football Odds, Football Picks, Happy Bookies
November 26th, 2006 at 11:43 am
[…] Didn’t I cover this topic over and over? Am I the only one not sucking the exhaust fumes Vick kicks out as he runs by? If you get a chance to watch a Falcon game and they give you the behind-the-QB-angle, watch him size up his open receiver. I’ve given shorter glances to the hot redhead with the nice breasts at the end of the bar at 2am. It’s not a wonder he throws so many balls on the ground - everyone knows who the ball is going to, and his Sugar-Ray-Leonard-windmill-punch delivery tells everyone when it’ll be leaving his hands. […]