November 2006


I was reading a post on Marv’s blog green-n-gold.com about an AT&T/NFL cribs-type show, this one featuring AJ Hawk. As Marv’s notes in his blog, this is more about pimping stuff for AT&T. You remember the movie The Truman Show? It’s like that.

Anyway, during the video I hear A.J. tell Deion Sanders that he had his bedroom converted into a hyperbaric chamber, and that it simulates sleeping at 9,000 feet. I heard him say the same thing on the Mike McCarthy show this week, too, and I thought - uh, somebody’s fooked here.

Either A.J. was sold a bill of goods, or those things they say about classes and studying vis-a-vis college football players is totally true.

I think a quick chemistry, biology and geophysics lesson is in order. Don’t worry. It’ll only hurt a little.

A hyperbaric chamber is a chamber (a heavy-gauge steel cannister) where the pressure is greater than normal atmospheric pressure. Into that cannister is pumped a greater concentration of Oxygen than normal air, the idea being the extra oxygen at higher pressure gets itself deeper into your tissues to help fight off free radicals, heal tissue, etc. Being in a hyperbaric chamber is like being thousands of feet below sea level.

Altitude training is a technique used to get your body accustomed to having less oxygen by being thousands of feet above sea level. Marathoners who train at altitude have faster heart rates and their hearts are doing less efficient work, along with a few other physiological limitations, all caused by the lack of oxygen at that elevation. One of the primary benefits to this training is that your body creates more oxygen-storing red blood cells, so it can make better use of the scarce oxygen your lungs take in at that elevation. The idea here is, when you come down from the mountain, your body has loads of extra red blood cells to carry oxygen to your muscles, making your body a more efficient collector and user of oxygen, making you a bit stronger and giving you better endurance (though it lasts only as long as it takes your body to re-adjust to being back at sea level). It’s like blood doping, only it’s NFL legal and without needles (hurray!). However, the lack of oxygen in altitude training also causes hypoxia, which actually harms your body’s ability to recover from injury. A lack of appetite and the consequential loss of muscle mass could also be a drag on someone expected to lift large men from the ground and break them on his knee.

Hyper-what?So A.J., if the hardware you have in your home makes it like you’re sleeping at 9,000 feet, it’s not a hyperbaric chamber (unless you normally live in outer space). Another clue: unless they reinforced your walls, replaced your glass windows with plexiglass and sealed every nook and cranny in your bedroom/frankenlab to handle the added pressure, it’s not a hyperbaric chamber.

What you’re doing is like sleeping in the mountains at night, then coming down to play football in the day. I don’t know if you’re getting the full benefit of altitude training if you aren’t actually training at altitude. You’re altitude sleeping.

I give credit where it’s due: A.J. Hawk is investing in his body and is willing to turn his home a little bit freaky to give his body the best chance to survive extra years of beatings. I just hope he did more homework on the human biology of this than he did the terminology.

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Gilbert Brown BookI was listening to Bob and Brian yesterday, like I usually do each morning, and had the pleasure of listening to Gilbert Brown. He’s been on in the past with other players (usually Santana Dotson), but this was the first time I’d heard him by himself with B&B.

This guy is really, really funny. He recalled a couple stories from the 1996 season, including one where the late Reggie White tussled with the late Wayne Simmons over some rap music, just minutes before kickoff.  He does a great Reggie White impression (it also sounds a bit like an older Muhammad Ali). Though it’s all done in humor, you get the sense that he’s an earnest, respectful guy with a huge heart. Call me a fan.

Gilbert just recently released a book co-authored by Chris Havel, Packer columnist and author of other Green Bay Packer books and biographies. The book covers the games of that season and each of Brown’s teammates. If you’re a Packer fan, this may be the must-have for the season. You can order the book from Gilbert Brown’s website.

You can also look through an intro to the book here.

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Lots of big games this week, with a lot of playoff kwan hanging in the balance.

Hopefully you’re still on good terms with your bookie after some of last week’s nonsense and ready to win back some of your kid’s college fund.

My picks for this week:

Atlanta at Baltimore - Vick continues to be exposed as a runningback in quarterback’s clothing.
Buffalo at Houston
Chicago at N.Y. Jets - This pick smells like feet.  Cool, if you’re into that.
Cincinnati at New Orleans
Minnesota at Miami
New England at Green Bay
Oakland at Kansas City
Pittsburgh at Cleveland
St. Louis at Carolina
Tennessee at Philadelphia - Philly isn’t as good as I thought they’d be this year, but I think they’re good enough to beat the Titans.
Washington at Tampa Bay
Detroit at Arizona
Seattle at San Francisco
Indianapolis at Dallas
San Diego at Denver - This game is big - so you know Marty Schottenheimer’s sphincter is tight as a drum, cutting off the air to his brain.
N.Y. Giants at Jacksonville - The Jags are living up to their nickname this year, losing twice to division bitch Houston.  Look for the crapping of pants on the Jaguar sidelines when Tom Coughlin takes the field.

My previous record:

Week 10: 9-7
Week 9: 10-4
Week 8: 8-6
Week 7: 5-8
Week 6: 8-5
Week 5: 10-4
Week 4: 11-3
Week 3: 10-4
Week 2: 12-4

Total for the season: 83-45

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