We weren’t sure if Naked Man would ever be caught by authorities; terrorizing fast food joints of Metro Detroit and the fine cities of the NFL in his white SUV with brown racing stripes, it seemed he was untouchable. 

And in a sense, he was.

But the long arm of the law finally reached out and grabbed Cullen’s hiney, suspending him for 1 game and fining him $20,000.  Cullen’s claim of having a bib on in the car and having washed everywhere before getting behind the wheel didn’t appear to affect NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who told the press: “The $20,000 collected from Mr. Cullen will be used to fight this affliction nationwide.  Moomoos and Zubaz will be distributed by the truckload to naked fat men across this country in an attempt to end this frightening trend of nude fat men turning up in public places.”

God speed, Mr. Goodell.

This was a follow up to my original entry here.

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