After getting hammered for a second straight week by teams who’ve been masquerading as sheep in wolves’ clothing, I thought a review of some of last week’s performances was in order:

Carolina @ New Orleans - I picked New Orleans. They lost 16-13. After the tear they were on last season, there’s no way they could start this season 0-4. I didn’t realize that pride had an expiration date. For the Aints, that date was January 21st, 2007.

Arizona @ St. Louis - I picked St. Louis. They lost 34-31. At the beginning of the season, St. Louis had a power ranking of 17 and was picked to finish .500. Arizona had a power ranking of 23 and was picked “Most Likely To Still Be A Loser.” The Dick Vermeil era is long since over in St. Louis, and I just need to learn to accept that.

San Diego @ Denver - I picked Denver. The Chargers crushed them 41-3. Who knew the Broncos were bending over to let other NFL franchises join the Mile High Stadium club? I guess things are starting to warm up for lonely visitors to cold Colorado.

Baltimore @ San Francisco - I took the ‘Niners. Stupid. They were only able to muster a single, two-play scoring drive in the second half of the game to make this pitiful contest a contest. ‘Frisco ain’t all that, and neither are the Ravens.

Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers - That’s all I’m going to say about that.

Dallas @ Buffalo - I picked the Bills, but only because it completed a perfect home team selection across the board. I thought the Cowboys would blow the Bills out. They barely escaped with their lives and undefeated record intact.

C’mon Broncos, Niners, Rams and Saints - quit embarrassing yourselves and me. You make me look stupid for picking you to win, and yourselves stupid for just taking the field. Just walk out to the 50 for the opening coin toss and wave your white flags of surrender.

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