I was watching the Sunday Night Football pregame show where Collinsworth, Bettis and Barber were chatting up the haps in the NFL. During the show Tiki Barber fielded a question from Chris Collinsworth, and I’d have to guess that his answer came from one of three places:

  1. His post-concussion syndrome is so bad he thinks he’s still playing, and is just pulling for his team.
  2. He really believes the Giants rival Dallas as the best team in the NFC; Barber wanted to be an aerospace engineer while in college; I guess when it takes you a year to build a website, you just aren’t cut out for “rocket science” or opining about the power rankings of NFL teams.
  3. He’s a homer. D’oh! Yeah, probably both kinds. Tiki’s talking about the same team that in week 2 got spanked by the Packers in their own house 35-13, right? Seems to me that if any reviews of your team’s play include the word “spanked”, you probably aren’t good enough to be considered among the conference elite. Not like being among the NFC’s elite means anything. It’s like being the second string running back on the JV squad.

Tiki Barber is an IdiotC’mon, Teak. Teekster. Tiki-wiki. Get your cranial screw-top head screwed on straight. You blame your head coach for you giving up the biggest love of your life? I guess that head came equipped with a vagina with teeth, because I can’t imagine those words coming out of anything but a great big pussy. And now, after throwing your former QB under the Greyhound, you’re ready to call your team one of the top two in the NFC.

Whatever. Even with six pounds of stainless steel in his neck and head, Sterling Sharpe was smarter and more manly than you.

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