On his first carry in the MNF game against the Broncos, DeShawn Wynn apparently suffered a stinger in his vagina; the strain caused him to miss the remainder of the game, after which he was quickly shuttled to injured reserve to make room for someone who at least wants the rock when the pressure’s on and is willing to work for it. Wynn will not see anymore playing time for the balance of the season.

For those of you who watch the UFC on Spike TV, in season 5 there was a fighter named Gabe Ruediger (Never, ever to be confused with Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger). He came into the show a little fat, bitching about how hard everything was. When his scheduled fight was coming up, he needed to cut weight fast, but instead of hopping on a bike or sweating it out in a sauna, he decided to have a tube shoved up his butt to suck the extra poop out (aka colonic) to make weight. When that wasn’t enough, he slipped on some neoprene and started on the bike, but then went drama-queen, falling off the bike in “exhaustion”, later begging for his teammates to hold him up on the bike so he could pedal.

I’m reminded of Gabe Ruediger when I hear these injury stories about DeShawn Wynn (practice-killing neck spasms after lifting weights, a strained wrist tendon after “Cheetos Friday”, etc).

Earlier in the season I said Wynn was a small but glowing bright spot in the running game. For now that light has been extinguished. I hope this kid gets his head on straight (or has a vagina-ectomy) before the league passes him by.

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