Just a couple hours away is the start of the Thanksgiving football cornucopia.  But before the game, be sure to catch the full 30 minute tribute to Brett Favre, in the words of all of the greatest stars of every other professional sport.

In a related story, the city of Detroit will be pouring fresh concrete from the threshold of Brett Favre’s hotel room door to the tunnel leading to Ford Field for Brett to walk through, that fans worldwide can worship the greatness that accompanies Favre with every step he takes.  After hardening, the impressions Favre leaves will be cast in bronze and available for fans to purchase at $90 apiece.  All proceeds to go to the Brett Favre for President fund. 

Seriously, this is why some people don’t like Favre.  Enough already.  Let’s just call a moratorium on the Brett Favre idolatry until after he finally retires. 

Please?

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