According to the Appleton Post-Crescent (corroborated by the unlikely odds that the magazine cover pictured below is a photoshopped fake), Brett Favre has been voted the Sports Illustrated 2007 Sportsman of the Year.

Brett Favre Sportsman of the Year Sports IllustratedThe SI online article is 10 pages long and discusses Favre’s life pretty much since he was able to go to the bathroom by himself. In all seriousness, there are some poignant parts to the article, including his ongoing work with the Make-A-Wish foundation, his affect on the Miracle League of Green Bay, Gaits to Success in Kiln, MS and Favre’s Fourward Foundation.

But I did get a laugh from some of the quotes from Favre in the article:

I’ve always shown up…

Like when you needed a week off from practice to plan for a family party?

…I’ve always been prepared…

Like when you had to ask Ty Detmer what a nickle package was, after you’d been an NFL QB for at least a season? (Don’t confuse nickle or dime packages to nickle or dime bags)

…I practice every day…

…except for the preseason. I mean c’mon, I’m 38. You can’t expect me to practice as much as those young guys, can you?

And then of course, there’s the farting. From SI’s article:

…his locker room flatulence is legendary…

and

“There have been many times before a game when you can see the guys are kind of tight,” says Edgar Bennett, Green Bay’s running backs coach and formerly Favre’s teammate for five seasons. “Brett always knows how to loosen them up. I don’t want to go into too many details, but let’s just say that the guy has some unique talents.”

I want to continue to say enough already, if Favre’s continued ego strokes could be bottled and given away, suicide hotlines would go out of business. But it’s a pretty good article, showing that Favre does a lot of really good things outside of football.

Rock on, old man.

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