Just five days before I proclaimed the ‘07 Randy Moss Watch over, Randy Moss was allegedly in a Florida woman’s home, doing some prep work for the game against the Florida-based Jaguars by beating her up.
Part of her statement claims Moss has “a drug or alcohol problem.†Really? From the guy that was on TV telling people he liked smoking weed? Shocking.
Moss is hoping people won’t rush to judgment, that the woman is allegedly an extortionist looking to collect a check with five zeros.
Whatever.
Have you seen pictures of Randy Moss? Dude is ugly. You know that about the only way a woman is getting with him is if she thinks she has a shot at his cash.
Ever talked to a stripper about her plans for the future? It almost always includes using those dollar bills you just gave her for tuition to an ivy league school. Randy might be well served by having the same skepticism for nice things said to him by women. All women.
Should I reinstate the Mosswatch? Nah. I’ve got more fun things to occupy my time lately. Like deciding whether to buy the extra chunky or super chunky salsa for this weekend’s game. But if the media hounds Moss for the next three weeks, giving him little sleep and driving a wedge into the Patriot locker room, I’m good with that.
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January 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Too true.
Jim Rome Thursday - Rome Is Burning - Said Favre is the most overrated NFL player ever and isn’t worthy to hold Montana’s or Aikman’s jock
And this hasn’t gotten any press??? Why? This statement after his nice interview with Favre a month ago here:
http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1175865
January 18th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I hear you.
I don’t listen to Rome all the time (honestly, I get to a saturation point with his self-gloss and need to turn him off for awhile), and I missed this, but heard about it on Bob and Brian this morning. I was thinking about making a post about it, but this’ll do just fine.
Favre’s interview from late in the year last year made Rome’s “Best of ‘07,” despite being nothing more than Favre rehashing what everyone already knew about Favre.
There’s a Brett Favre video on an endless loop at our local Wal*Mart that goes deeper and is more thought-provoking than Rome’s interview.
You know Jim Rome was the short, scrawny little kid that never got included in any kids activities and tried to make up for it by saying whatever he thought would make the people he was with like him; almost always at the expense of the person who wasn’t there.
He did the same thing when he came to Green Bay during their championship runs in the late 90’s. Kissed our cheesy butts when he was in town, then went Rafael Palmero when he got back home.
I think Rome doesn’t do his “tour stops” anymore because the Premier Radio Networks don’t want to have to foot the bill for the security they’d need to keep Rome from not making it home.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Heh - as for his particular comment, he was probably still seething from this comment: http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/07/when-did-jim-rome-become-quintessential.html#comment-7128747463735766208
and felt he needed to lash out and get even with someone else in kind.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If I were Favre I would agree to another interview and confront his ‘take’on being overrated LIVE right in front of his clones then ..’run him’ by simply saying “OUT!”.
Unfortunately… Favre has too much class.
He should say “Jim, I have two words for you… ‘Chris Everett’
This is a great pic.. wish I had good photoshop skillz
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/c/9/3c9f63e508782633b1b4b8d669c7208b.jpg
January 20th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
You gotta be kidding me. Your commenting on other players, when your own star quarterback was addicted to prescription painkillers. The same guy who took a flop so Strahan would get the sack record. Please, get the cheese out between your ears, and get a reality check. This guy was totally schooled by the inferior Manning, and your not going to Arizona because of your great QB. You country bumpkins are soo whacked.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
@ Favre Blows - I’m guessing that your living in Massachusetts is probably why you chose this post to reply to (homer!). I know it’s a pain in the ass to do research and actually read through some old blog posts here, but I’m pretty much an equal opportunity insulter. If you think Randy Moss is an angel, then you’ve got your head buried in your beans and you’ve got the same ignitable gas coming from your mouth and your ass. And if you think Manning is an All-Star, you should quickly get outside and breathe some clean air instead of the fart gas you’ve been sniffing. Seriously. I’m worried about you.
The Packers weren’t able to put any pressure at all on Manning. Those few times when they did, he pretty much folded up like a cheap suit in the rain.
And Favre was schooled by Manning? I’m pretty sure each isn’t on the field when the other is. I think Woodson and Harris were schooled by Burress and Toomer, and Favre was just…Favre.
Bring the A game next time, ok?