Aaron Rodgers Seeks Advice from Mike Piazza, Jeff Gordon
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So there’s this Sporting News interview with Aaron Rodgers. In it, Rodgers is asked if he’s living with anybody. Rodgers replies:
I’ve got a roommate, a guy I met in town. He works for the Packers now as an athletic trainer, but he was interning when I met him and we just hit it off. He’s been great for me as far as great conversations outside of football. Our friendship goes a lot deeper than what we do.
From there, the floodgayts opened. Like this comment on my earlier post.
And it’s being reported that Rodgers is seeking PR advice from Jeff Gordon.* It’s also rumored that he’ll be receiving press conference training from Mike Piazza.** And a teleconference with Troy Aikman.*** I read somewhere that he’s never had a serious girlfriend. Whatever. Watch this video:
Now I can’t be sure, but to me it looks like he’s making the DNA hard-coded move of checking the rack while her face is elsewhere facing.
But whatever. Gay or not, we need him to step up and play. Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing, remember? I was going to throw in some quick-hitters about wide receivers, sending balls deep and taking wide stances, but as you know, I’m lazy. The work involved in crafting something funny out of that stuff just seemed really hard. Oops. Plus, it serves no purpose. Does it really matter if he likes women or men? Is there going to be a run on soap-on-a-rope in Green Bay if he is gay? I doubt it. It doesn’t affect anyone outside of his immediate circle, and even talking about it here feels like I’m limping into Beavis and Butt-Head territory. I just said limp. Heh-heh.
I almost forgot - there was a report a few years ago about the 10 most gay-friendly cities in America. And Wisconsin? We had three of ‘em. So like it or not, Packer fans, it’s raining men. And lesbians. So get on board or pucker up. Err, wait.
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* - Untrue
** - Lie
*** - Falsehood
He brings a different girl to the local bar almost every night.
He is gay. Just accept it. The women are just a front. He will admit it to the public in 20 yrs or so.
The same rumors went around about Don Majkowski when he was the Packers QB because he dared to be in his 20’s and SINGLE (gasp!). I think he also had a roommate, as well. Majik married after his career was over and now has a smokin’ hot wife and two cute kids.
Plus, Rodgers’ family is fairly conservative Christian. I think that lifetyle is (cough, cough) “frowned upon.” (Not that there’s anything WRONG with it)
His older brother is single and good lookin’, too. Hmmm. He must be an interior decorator. Or maybe a florist.
Pfft. The boy is straight. If not, he did a hellava good imitation of it last March during the NCAA tournament in Milwaukee, drooling over my friend’s daughter in a bar! She was bartending and I don’t think his eyeballs left her ass all night.
If the guy puts from the rough, let him be.
He could be gay or he could be straight. But either way, having a “conservative Christian” family doesn’t affect one’s nature…if he’s gay all the prayer in the world won’t change it. It would only put him through a lot of stress and anxiety and torment. One’s religion is irrelevant for sexual orientation. (Also, plenty of closeted guys are in straight marriages, and they just get what they need on the side. Sad but true. But then knowing how differently many would be treated, I guess it’s not so surprising.)
Wisconsin doesn’t even have three “cities”!
So I guess that would make him a Green Bay FUDGEpacker if it’s true?
OMG, Mike! So funny!
I bet you stayed up all night thinking up that one. Fudge Packer.
The thing is? The tail he’s been photographed with? Pretty sure he isn’t gay.
And my point was, so what if he was. Sometimes the company I run does work for gay clients. And their money? Spends the same as everyone else’s.
I have a friend who knows his ex…
boyfriend.
Seriously.
I wouldn’t be surprised. I heard that Erin Andrews thing was a ploy so people would stop thinking he’s gay. My guess is he’s bi, but on one knows for sure yet.
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