You remember Joe Cullen, right? Coach on the Lions’ staff who likes to drive around town naked?

Are you a golfer? Not just a weekend hack, but a guy who’s played more than a hundred rounds in his life? Then you’ve probably heard of this. Sometimes dudes have a side “bet” on golf outings - if anyone hits a drive that does not clear the ladies tee box, you’ve got to play the rest of the hole with your dick out. It’s called (wait for it): Dick Out.

I know Joe Cullen’s a big golf freak, and I know he’s been looking for a playing partner that doesn’t mind whipping it out now and then. And it can be lonely when someone with an elite job like professional football coach can’t find someone in his profession to share his hobbies.

Joe baby, have I got a playing partner for you. With less than two weeks on the job, Mike Singletary has decided to stand up and proclaim: “Yes. I like talking to other dudes with my dick hanging out. And I like golf.”

I’ve set up a tee time for the two of you, but dammit, I don’t want to hear anything afterwards about club shafts or ball washing. Let’s say we just keep the freak down nice and low, and keep it between you two, ok?

Finally, I guess we have an answer to my previous question about Mike Singletary. Pretty sure Lombardi never dropped trou to make a point with his men.

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