I get it. In lieu of cheerleader coverage, the games are just a bit more fun to watch if there’s sweet-n-tasty snicky on the sidelines giving us our injury updates or the halftime jog-interview as a team’s braintrust tries to get to the locker room to gameplan for the second half.
And maybe there’s a correlation between a female reporter’s beauty and her sports IQ. Whatever it is, we need to fix it. Maybe have some sideline stripper lip-sync an actual report from a smarter but possibly less visually appealing woman. Because what Danyelle Sargent did? I was uncomfortable just listening to it. ‘Cause I mean, really. She’s beautiful, right? But I can’t help but think of a bag full of hammers when I hear her name.
What happened? Danyelle caught up to Mike Singletary before his first game as the 49ers head coach, and one of the first things she says is “I heard that one of the first calls you made when you got the head coaching job was to Bill Walsh.” She hears something in her earpiece and adds “What. What happened? What did I say?”
I’d like to know how that phone works, the one that would let Singletary call Walsh, because I have some questions for my dead uncle Marty. And D.B. Cooper, for that matter.