I honestly don’t know why people send me these.

Would you like to touch my monkey?I’m pretty sure they’ve never read the blog before.  They just Google Green Bay Packers blog and >poof<!  There I am.  And they figure they can probably get some free pub out of me if their announcement or breaking news item has anything to do with the Packers.

Sometimes they’re right.  Like today, for example.

I got an email from Jamaila Cuentas today on behalf of an online fashion magazine that looked like an accident at the intersection of Metrosexual and Dieter from Sprockets.  In this month’s edition they did a multi-page photoshoot and interview with the man of a thousand poses, Green Bay Packers running back Ryan Grant.

Here he is showing us his look called Le Tigre:
Zoolanders new nemesis

And here’s Blue Steel:
Or is this The Sleepy?

And then he unleashed his Magnum:
Never fuel up your whip with Zoolander, Ryan

And he pulled off these myriad looks all while wearing the same pair of red Skechers sneakers.  Bravo, Mr. Grant!  Brav-oh!  Mugatu’s gonna have a place for you in his new Derelicte line, I’m sure of it.

Grant did come off looking like a genius in the interview portion of the pageant interview, and I’m wondering if it’s because compared to Grant, it appeared the interviewer hadn’t received her ESL certificate yet.

From page 8 of the eModa article:

MM: What are some of your career goals?
Grant: None… j/k… I am doing real estate stuff already…
NFL or Plan B, C - He once stated that if he didn’t play football he would’ve went into real estate or finance.
MM: Do you still have plans of going into real estate in the future?
Grant: I’m already working in real estate, I kind of just deal with residential stuff right now.

I feel like I just got off the tilt-a-whirl. Is the room spinning? Did I hear somewhere that Ryan Grant had interest in real estate?

I think I’m gonna hurl.  ‘Scuse me.

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