In Other Words, We’re Screwed
For the Green Bay Packers to have a chance to win against the Cowboys on Sunday, I figure they need to be able to do the following:
Stop the pass. So long as Roy Williams continues to do his best T.O. impressions, this might be possible.
Keep Aaron Rodgers upright. Against DeMarcus Ware. Pbft! Keeping Aaron Rodgers conscious might be a more attainable goal.
Establish the run. I can’t even talk about the Packer running game anymore without my eye starting to twitch.
Get Rodgers to deliver more accurate passes while he runs for his life and holds onto the ball too long.
Get Packer receivers to catch the mutherluvin’ balls that are thrown their way.
Improve our return game.
Lock down kick returns, allowing no more than 20 yards in return yards for any one kick.
If the Packers can do all that, they have a shot at winning on Sunday.
In other words, we’re screwed.