I don’t have every cheerleading squad ranked yet, so I can’t call the Rams cheerleaders the best in the NFL.  But they are the Best So Far.

2009 Rams Cheerleading captains

What makes them the best? The organization appears to understand what the cheerleaders are for and about. It’s not about trying to make a beauty pageant look like a Mensa convention (and uh, good luck with that one), it’s about putting babes in the position to be babes. Which for the record? In front of me, on her knees. That’s about the best spot, I believe.

Ok JP, shake it off. Back away from the visual and put your hands where I can see them.

The St. Louis Rams cheerleaders have an awesome calendar that again shows that they understand the big picture. The calendar isn’t all consumed with months and days – there’s just enough that it can qualify as a calendar without being all calendary, the rest of the glossy cardstock real estate being dedicated to the real reasons for owning the calendar.

But Rams management? Have you ever tried to navigate the site and actually buy one of the current calendars? Grab someone not involved with the site and see if they can get to the buy page in 4 clicks or less. If they can’t, your web people have failed. (hint: they failed)

Megan, Megan, Megan and MeghanThe women are spectacular. A nice blend of ethnicities that is sadly light on Latinas, but nice nonetheless. One of my favorites is Meg. Or maybe it’s Meg. Or is it Meg? Nope. It’s definitely Meg.

And they have desktop backgrounds!  Genius!  Gigantic pictures of fabulous women, complete with logos and small graphical ads from some of the sponsors of the stadium or whateverIwasn’treallypayingattentiontotheads.  And who’s going to complain?  Look at the pictures! (and click on them and pretend your cursor is your fingers to see the full size photos.)

And they must be smart sports fans, because I read most of the bios, and in answering the question “who is your favorite pro sports athlete” not a single cheerleader mentioned an active Rams player.  Sports savvy, I tell you.

But who is the fairest of them all? She has a brilliant smile. She has beautiful, long, flowing hair. She has deep, brown eyes. She has toasty brown skin. She has a curvalicious body. She has a hole above her navel where a diamond should be.  She has my number, if she wants to call it.


( Don’t worry about what the police are telling you about me, Tricia. I’m really not that dangerous. Just misunderstood.)

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