Being Hot Can’t Hurt
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Allow me to introduce you to Aretina. Hot, yes? Would you like to do Aretina a favor? Of course you would.
Aretina’s sister, Linda, got ahold of me last night in the hopes that she could get the word out to Packer fans to get them to vote for her. What you’re voting on is something to do with Monster.com Fandemonium, and then Linda sent me the picture and all I heard was blah-blah-blah-warmbrowneyes-blahblah-prettysmile-blah-blah-petitelittlething. Then I said “uh, what? Were you saying something? Post a picture or words and Aretina would kiss the monitor and pretend it was me as a thank you? Yeah, I’ll do that.”
So here’s what you need to do right now. Visit this link and cast your vote for Aretina.
Now you may be a skeptic like I am and want proof that she’s actually a Packer fan and not some adorable little thing just asking for your vote. So I asked for proof. And I got proof:
So drop your, uh…you know, just hold onto that and navigate with your other hand to the link above and cast your vote. Advanced warning: that site is powered by a three-legged gerbil, so you’ll need to invest a few minutes to cast the vote. But just look at those brown eyes. They want you to be patient.
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Thanks Jeff!!! You are awesome! Let’s get this Packer fan to the top!
Thanks Jeff,
I promise to represent the Packer fans right! Appreciate the ummm, most complimentary, blog posting.
You’re welcome, Aretina. Hope you win.
Hey, is that your lipstick I see on my monitor?
Know what else can’t hurt?
Punctuation.
Hey there! Funny! Please talk to the brilliant designers of the sIFR Flash/javascript and the creator of the X-files font, because any punctuation outside of single periods get truncated out of post titles. The punctuation is in the title, it just never made it to the final product.
Unless you’re talking about the content. I’m just too damn lazy to proofread my stuff or too stupid to know how to write correctly, so I really have no idea how poorly the content was written.
But I’ll tell you what, g-bizzle: In her profile Aretina says she’d take football over a boyfriend, but she said nothing about a girlfriend…. maybe I could be a catalyst? Digit exchanger?
But first I should ask: Are you hot?
That’s what I thought, chicken shit g-bizzle.
And there! Punctuation. How’s y’all likin’ them apples?!
I am the shizzle, bizzle.
Jeff,
Kissing the monitor now…Thank you.
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