Aretina is Sad
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You remember Aretina, right? Aretina is a Packer fan. As you might imagine, Aretina is sad.
As one of the six finalists for the Monster Fandemonium thingamajigaretinaisadorableisn’tshe, Aretina got to meet Jerome Bettis and Sterling Friggin’ Sharpe.
And, as the hottest of the six finalists by a wide margin, Aretina deserves your vote. How adorably hot is she? Watch this video. I’m pretty sure that’s Jerome Bettis acting shy and nervous around sweet little Aretina.
So. Go here. It’s an NFL-sponsored site for Christ’s sake, so quit acting like I’m trying to trick you into something. When you get there, vote for Aretina. She could win something. Superbowl trip, I think. I don’t really know. What I do know? If she wins, she’ll be contractually obligated to send more pictures of herself at the big game, giving that come hither look she seems to have mastered.
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did anyone watch the fandmonium video? how much more of a rapist look can that Scott guy who is hosting have on his face. he had sex with her several times - with his eyes.
she’s not even in the top 4 yet…vote!
JPFootball…
not to bog down your posts with unrelated bs (but sorry in advance!!).
But do you know if there was ever any questioning to Ted Thompson regarding the cutting of KGB for Justin Harrell?
Holy crap is the layout fucked up with this post. Aretina, you’re messing with my life!! If only you were ugly I could delete this pictures and be done with you…
But alas, you are not. Quite fetching, actually. As in, tell me to fetch something and I’d probably do it.
@IC - I don’t know if anybody ever asked him questions along those lines, but I’m not sure it would have mattered, anyway. Thompson’s like the computer recording in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - same stuff over and over, never really gives you anything.
Ah, now the layout’s fixed. Much better.
amanda is way hotter but i still vote for aretina .
come on girls !!!!
I met Aretina at a Porltand Trail Blazers game against the Bucks. I had no idea she was the Packers candidate until now. I’m totally voting for her.
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