Vikings Have New “Bend Over and Take in Ass” Song
23
January
Posted in Green Bay's Mood
I can’t believe I went on record to say I liked Prince’s performance in Miami at the Superbowl a few short years ago. Why?
Uh, he just released what has to be the most effeminate, limp-dicked fight song in the history of history:
I couldn’t make it past the 28 second mark. I suppose if you were considering experimenting with “playing for the other team,” went to a rave, got dosed with a little rohypnol and Special K, woke up in a haze, your pants at your ankles and your ass hurting - then I think this song would fit the mood perfectly.
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Best team ever, Brett?
Really!?!?
Funny how this best team ever wasn’t able to even get you in the Super Bowl.
JP,
No post about the Vikings lost?
Come on, man.
I’ve been checking back here daily to hear your thoughts.
Sorry - been insanely busy.
But I will give you a friggin’ sweet bit of inside news (might even email you personally about it). Tonight I met a former NFL pro that is friends with a longtime member of Packers staff, and I got to see an email from that staffer. He was very happy that the Vikes lost.
As am I.
I’ll have something written either tonight or tomorrow. Promise.
Hi JP,
On this post I put my real email address.
I usually put up my dummy email address that I don’t ever use.
Can’t wait to hear the news!!
Thanks again.
JP ya killin’me,… ya juss killin’ me here.
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