I Can Haz Revenue?
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In a move that surprised nobody, the Green Bay Packers unveiled their plans to use a throwback uniform for a couple games this year. When asked about it, Packer president Mark Murphy said “This is a chance for us to yet again manufacture revenue where it looked like there was none. I mean seriously. How many uniforms will you rubes keep buying? I swear if we did pink unis for breast cancer awareness (and is there someone on the planet that isn’t ‘aware’ of breast cancer at this point), every chick in Wisconsin would be getting a pink Aaron Rodgers jersey for Christmas this year.”
Murphy went on to say “Fuck! The motherfucking mic was on?! If any of you leaks what I just said to the media or that asshole Green Bay Packer blogger? I’m gonna snatch your nuts and use ‘em for dice. We clear?”
Oops. Looks like Mr. Murphy’s gonna have some dice with pretty rounded-off corners to use on his next trip to the Oneida Casino.
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I hate this jersey on the players…with that awful brown helmet…are you kidding? But I actually like it as a throwback jersey to buy and wear. I know, I know, I’m a lemming. I just think it is a cool jersey. But hey, I will give the Packers revenue from any source…they don’t have 2 million people in the city to bring it, just the best fans in the world!
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