Yep. He’s One of Us.
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Of all the people in Wisconsin, nobody is as surprised as me that I’ve posted this much on this blog over the last two weeks, so far after the Superbowl and so far before the draft.
But here I am, posting again. About a person who appears to be Wisconsin’s adopted son, tight end Spencer Havner. Why is he Wisconsin’s adopted son? He catches lots of touchdowns. Actually, no. That’s cool and all, but the reason he’s one of us? Spencer was arrested in California for DUI yesterday.
And when you compare the penalties in Cali for DUI to the penalties in Wisconsin, I bet Spencer wishes he was in Wisconsin right now.
The bonus? He broke his shoulder. Double bonus? There’s probably a stipulation in his contract that says NO MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLES.
Said one of Havner’s neighbors, when interviewed: “Spencer’s a great guy. He’s one of those, uh, what do you call guys that are really smart but really stupid at the same time? Suhvanty? Right. Idiot Suhvanty. Spencer’s one of those. Love that guy.”
Nice goin’, Spencer.
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Yeah, sorry you had to post this one. That guy…he just got himself a spot on the roster as a legitimate TE and then this. You’d think after Roethlisberger he would have more common sense than that! Good bye and good riddance…
…and good post. Haven’t been on the site before so I am going to check it out some more.
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