The first two rounds of the armchair quarterback masturbation-fest that is the NFL Draft came and went, and all without me even getting my pants to my ankles.

The degree to which I pay attention to the draft? I didn’t even realize the draft wasn’t starting on the weekend this year.

Here’s the thing. Last time I tracked the draft, the very best of the mock drafters only guessed right a third of the time. For the first round. And of those drafted, only a fraction actually became anything other than a footnote on their team’s roster.

So I have a hard time getting, uh, hard, about the draft. Now, you show me a lanky blonde? I’m like a bum on a meat sammich. Mel Kiper just doesn’t get it for me.

But because I know that because I have this Packer blog, I have to at least show up to this circle jerk. So, the Packers first and second round picks:

First round, 23rd overall: OT Bryan Bulaga

Second round, 56th overall: DE Mike Neal

I may write more about the draft in a few days, but for now, I’m putting away the lotion and zipping up.

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