Holy Shit, Y’all! Football!
Posted in Training Camp
Fuck, it feels like I’ve been asleep forever.
Let’s see, when last I was awake, there was a young guy who did this weird thing where he cut his hair like characters in old movies, taking over for a legend at quarterback. A legend who left Titletown in an effort to come back and stick it to his former boss.
But he was retiring. Or maybe not. And Brad Childress, coach for the Vikings, was trying to coax the old bird out of retirement for one more run at Lombardi.
But he had some surgery issue.
Nah, he wasn’t gonna play.
Or maybe he was.
And the fans in Minnesota waited with bait breath while he toyed with them, skipping practices, training camp, hoping to get his ego stroked like the pigskin of a lottery winner in the VIP room of a strip club.
So it looks like I haven’t missed any of the 2009 season, then. Great!
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HAHAHA gay bay you ex is back in the division and boy oh boy are yall screwed!
I noticed “bobbin” in your email address.
Who’s gay?
Oh, right. The guy who likes bobbin’.
Just remember: no teeth.
no one cares about you or your girlfriend ERIN ROGERS
Right. Except for maybe a guy named Mark who took the time to read this post and then comment on it. Looks like he cares a lot.
I swear, the room is starting to spin with all the gayness in here.
hi im from quebec ! im a huge brett favre fans … and a green-bay packers fans aswell … i just wish him a last run at the super bowl that end like he deserve it … with a last minute come back like he so many time did !
Who the fuck is Brett Favre? Oh yeah, the old guy who’s gonna be broken by mid-season. Screw him.
FINALLY! Someone with a brain, some dignity and no semen-stained posters of Brett Favre.
Welcome, brother Boomstick.
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