Week 6: No Dick Pics or Pick Six, Please
Atl @ Phi Kolb’s green. Vick, as we re-learned, is fragile. Electric, but fragile. And Atlanta has that one really good guy. And that other guy, too. With those two guys, it’s hard to not pick the ATL in the city of Bromance.
Sea @ Chi
Kc @ Hou – I’d resisted drinking the heroin on the Texans until this year, when I finally gave in. Turns out I probably should have waited one more season.
Bal @ Ne – Do the Patriots still have the sauce?
Sd @ Stl
Mia @ Gb – This feels like a Homer pick. Like Simpson. High odds for “D’oh!” when it’s done. With Finley essentially out for the season, Donald Lee out until they can reduce the swelling with his vaginitis, we have Quarless at tight end. A guy who has casts on both hands. Oh, he doesn’t? You sure? My bad. I thought with all those drops he didn’t have use of his fingers.
No @ Tb
Det @ Nyg
Cle @ Pit
Nyj @ Den
Oak @ Sf
Dal @ Min – If the Vikings bring the fire of the 2nd half of MNF and Favre throws lasers, not wobbly penis balls, and Dallas plays like, well, Dallas, I think the Vikings take this by 14.
Ind @ Was
Ten @ Jac