Seriously.  Enough already.

I feel like I just won the lottery and everyone wants a piece of me. Well, everyone wants a piece of the PR love that can come from being profiled on this blog. With the Superbowl just two sunrises away, I can’t tell you how many emails I get daily of people hoping I’ll post their press release or announce their event.

Two way lovelies.So.  I know I’ve laid down these rules before, but it bears repeating.  You want my love? Give me presents. You sell Packer jerseys? Sure, I’ll post about you. Just send me a Matthews and Williams jersey first. Or Woodson and Rodgers (hey, I’m flexible!).  You want me to promote the new female lingerie football team in Green Bay?  Send over one of the players for an “autograph session.”

You get the idea.  Follow the karmic laws set forth by one Sammy Hagar when he said “If you want love you’ve got to give a little.” So begin your email with what you can do for me, and then maybe I’ll do for you.

Seacrest out.

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