My Official Green Bay Packer Blog

Wow. Nothing makes my cup of spam runneth over quite like the Packers going deep into the playoffs. Tickets? Need your tickets? How about hotel accommodations in Chicago? Thanks to my spammy friends in Chi-town I know of a great place with suites that overlook downtown with lots of windows and fantastic rates.

So ok already. I’ve been missing in action during the most important part of the season.

But I’ve been loading for Bear.

Time to unload…

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Dear Trent Cole, defensive end for the Philadelphia Eagles:

I know you’re a guy who enjoys the hunt. Maybe that’s why you’ve done so well for your team this year, putting 9 quarterback pelts up on your trophy wall so far this year.

Well my friend, there’s a rare animal you have the opportunity to bag on Tuesday night. No license required. Poaching is encouraged.

And when you’re in sight of this prize pelt, let the fever of the hunt take over. Knock it down. Gut it. Wrap yourself in it.

But not in a way that might compromise your manhood, and certainly NOT while wearing a molestery mustache like the guy in the above picture. The guy who is NOT me. No it’s not. Is not.

Ok, it is.

But I mean wrap yourself in the pelt like this:

The pelt? Brett Favre. He wishes all those who face the Packers luck against them. I’m here to offer up the pelt of this tired old animal that just won’t die to anyone that wants it. Please take it. Kill it. Nail it up on your trophy wall.

Though Trent, I’ll be honest. There’s so many cuts and dead spots in that pelt, that when it’s stripped from the carcass, you may only have enough for a nice ladies chapeau.

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Where have I been lately?

As I’m wont to do this time of year, I was on a cheese curd vision quest. Actually, I was on a replacement quarterback vision quest.

But unlike Louden Swain, I wasn’t successful, and I didn’t end up with a hot live-in maid/girlfriend.

I was looking for Jeff Hostetler:

I said, Jeff Hostetler:

You remember Jeff? The quarterback of the 90’s who pulled a Charlie from Flowers for Algernon, turning into a franchise and Big Apple savior when he filled in for Boomer Esiason at the end of the 1990 season and drove the Giants through the playoffs and to a victory in Superbowl XXV? (and then shortly thereafter lost his QB chops and was left giggling at mashed potatoes, just like Charlie.)

Do you know where he is?

You think he’s still in game shape?

Because I have to tell you, I’m worried that Flynn’s gonna go down, and McCarthy will unveil his double secret quarterback backup option, Mark Tauscher under center. Only Tausch is out for, well, forever, leaving us no other option but to bust out Gilbert Brown as our Fridge-style Wildcat back.

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Rodgers photo credit to Jim Bievers, Packers.com.

Hostetler photo credit to me for finding it, and fuck SI for mucking the thing up, trying to get me to spend $500 for the privilege of using it. Up yours, Jobu.