Posted in Green Bay's Mood, Sports Media, Superbowl
Oh, shit. We didn’t? We still have aim-for-the-D-line Grant as our primary threat on the ground? The guy who pads his numbers on games against teams like Detroit but is a no-show for the big ones?
Well, who needs a ground game, anyway.
What? No Cribbs? We’re still relying on a guy with bones made from Pringles and ligaments made from silly string to return kicks?
Meh. Field position is overrated, anyway.
I still feel really good that Al Harris is back to 100% and is as youthful as ever, so our corps of defensive backs will go into the season as solid as it has ever been.
Are you effing kidding me? Harris isn’t really ready? Our DB situation is shaky?
Oh, yeah. The Packers are Superbowl bound, all right. And have you seen my 14″ penis? It’s ENORMOUS!