My Official Green Bay Packer Blog

My fellow Packer bloggers and Packer blog readers:  I have an assignment for you.

I’ve been listening to the ESPN radio between-commercial sound bite from Linus Scott Van Pelt for the last month about how the Steelers should have the distinction of being America’s Team based solely on the existence of Steeler bars across the country.  If countrywide (and dare I say worldwide) themed bar count is the only arbiter of what makes a team “America’s Team,” I think the Packers beat everyone.  (Of course if we’re counting championships we’re still #1 but I’m getting off topic and the meds are about to kick in and I’ll forget everything I want to write so I have to work fast.)  Here’s a graphic from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, tallying Packer bars nationwide:

And here’s “Fun Sarah,” a woman in a Packer bar on the Left Coast who indeed appears to be built for fun. (Sorry, Sarah - my persona on this site is that of a pig, so I kinda have to keep it up, just for appearances. I’m nowhere near as piggy in person. At least not out loud.)

So.  Packer fans across the United States, Canada, Mexico and the world:  I need your help.  Send me links to your Packer bars.  Wisconsin bars are good, but the further flung, the better.

And?  If you’re a part of one of these establishments and you send me a picture, particularly a picture of a cute member of your wait staff or female customers, you’ll get yourself a mention on the home page.

Free PR.  Can’t beat it with two hands and lotion, right?

And I have this extra, brand new Packer pullover jacket lying around, gathering dust.  Not saying I’m necessarily gonna give it away, but if you go above and beyond the call of duty?  Maybe I send it to you.

Send email to jpfootball@gmail.com.

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You remember Aretina, right? Aretina is a Packer fan. As you might imagine, Aretina is sad.

As one of the six finalists for the Monster Fandemonium thingamajigaretinaisadorableisn’tshe, Aretina got to meet Jerome Bettis and Sterling Friggin’ Sharpe.

And, as the hottest of the six finalists by a wide margin, Aretina deserves your vote. How adorably hot is she? Watch this video. I’m pretty sure that’s Jerome Bettis acting shy and nervous around sweet little Aretina.

So.  Go here.  It’s an NFL-sponsored site for Christ’s sake, so quit acting like I’m trying to trick you into something. When you get there, vote for Aretina.  She could win something.  Superbowl trip, I think. I don’t really know. What I do know? If she wins, she’ll be contractually obligated to send more pictures of herself at the big game, giving that come hither look she seems to have mastered.

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>хотелско обзавежданеbikini girls in all likelihood missed out on their big chance of turning the show of a little skin into some money when they turned down Maxim’s offer of a photo shoot.

But that doesn’t mean they aren’t still at it, teasing male Packer fans within the confines of Lambeau Field and the viewing audience of the local Fox affiliate carrying the game.  I got word that they flashed a little flesh last Sunday, too, and that there are pictures on the web.

But I can’t find them.

Can someone send me a link?  I’ll be forever grateful.

-JP

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