My Official Green Bay Packer Blog

I’ve got a nice little hardcover copy of Phil Hanrahan’s new book, Life After Favre.

The publisher sent it to me and I’ve already read it, so I’d like to give some other Packer fan the chance to enjoy it.

You want it?

Either comment here or send an email to jpfootball68@gmail.com with your name and a picture of your girlfriend, and you’ll be entered into the drawing.  “The drawing” pretty much being the first person to reply gets it.

Allow me to introduce you to Aretina.  Hot, yes?  Would you like to do Aretina a favor?  Of course you would.

Aretina’s sister, Linda, got ahold of me last night in the hopes that she could get the word out to Packer fans to get them to vote for her.  What you’re voting on is something to do with Monster.com Fandemonium, and then Linda sent me the picture and all I heard was blah-blah-blah-warmbrowneyes-blahblah-prettysmile-blah-blah-petitelittlething.  Then I said “uh, what?  Were you saying something?  Post a picture or words and Aretina would kiss the monitor and pretend it was me as a thank you?  Yeah, I’ll do that.”

So here’s what you need to do right now.  Visit this link and cast your vote for Aretina.

Now you may be a skeptic like I am and want proof that she’s actually a Packer fan and not some adorable little thing just asking for your vote.  So I asked for proof.  And I got proof:

So drop your, uh…you know, just hold onto that and navigate with your other hand to the link above and cast your vote.  Advanced warning:  that site is powered by a three-legged gerbil, so you’ll need to invest a few minutes to cast the vote.  But just look at those brown eyes.  They want you to be patient.

Technorati Tags: Monster.com, Fandemonium, NFL, Packer Fan, Vote for Pedro, Vote for Aretina, Too

To the gigantic beer maker that contacted me last week, the department store chain that’s contacted me a few times, the ticket brokerage that keeps underpricing their bids for ad space on this blog and anyone else hoping to get some free marketing legs on the back of my effort:  I have three lessons for you:

1) Send me free stuff and you get some publicity. Like Al at Astro Creative.

Easy as that.

Oh, and the other two lessons:

2) I am not a gorilla, despite the hair on my neck.  I’m just in desperate need of a haircut.  Any Titletown sweeties wanna offer up a haircut?  I’ll give you some free publicity, too.

3) I wear boxer briefs.  Sometimes they’re light blue.  The bitches tell me it’s sexy, and if you know me, you know one thing for certain:  I’ll do anything for my bitches.

Technorati Tags: Fourget Favre T-Shirt, Marketing 101, Showing Packer Spirit in My Underwear